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The universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says ‘Boo!’ and then laughs at itself for jumping.
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| — | Alan Watts |
Man’s Story - Horror Orgy of the Snake Worshipers
Give me that old time religion!
NEW HOPE FOR THE HOMOSEXUAL!!!!
Steve Ballmer has a message for Rupert Murdoch. (1938Media)
Oh sweet damn this is so funny. I am such a freakin’ nerd, aren’t I?
You know, there’s an old African proverb that I made up, “If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” We need to go far, together.
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| — | Al Gore on 30 Rock |
American Tourist: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees.
Australian Tourism Website: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
