Out of all the things that you could draw on from your religion to bring comfort to a devastated people, and region - LOOK HOW BIG THIS BOOK IS! ‘The Lord is close to the broken-hearted. He rescues those who are crushed in spirit…’ ‘Fear thou not, for I am with thee; be not dismayed, for I am thy God, and I will strengthen thee.’ But you decided to go with ‘Tough titties, Devil-folk!’

Have you read this book? ‘From the depths of the Earth, you will again bring me up, though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed. Yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken, nor my covenant of peace be removed, says the Lord who has compassion on you.’ I mean, that almost sounds like it’s about FUCKING EARTHQUAKES!

You got all this and you went with an urban legend about a deal with the Devil!